Dear Tumblr;

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

I just really want to play sims okay
but my computer keeps crashing every time it tries to load :’(

fe-malesftw:

o.o

vintage-retrolife:

Story of my life, btw.

clavid:

hi i’m under a table

did-you-kno:

Source

lnternetexplorers:

where’s your god now

iphone420:

This girl i used to go to school with that wears a dog collar and brings a squirrel beanie baby to school can get a boyfriend but I can’t

headlikeanorange:

A polar bear smells a seal under the ice. Unfortunately for the bear, the ice is too thick. (Planet Earth Live - BBC)